100 - The Pyromid
Reposting this I was struggling to figure out what the title was about so I googled “pyromid” and then remembered.
A pyromid is a weird looking two tiered vintage outdoor cooking device. I’d found one at a thrift store the day I’d composed this and I remember they wanted absurdly too much for it (over $100), way more than I was willing to pay for some folded sheet metal, especially from a thrift store.
I also remember it sat there for weeks.
This tune was more about the absurdity of a thrift store thinking some folded metal doohickey was going to fetch top dollar than about the doohickey itself… they’re called thrift stores for a reason.