001 Eugene, the 4th Dimensional Dog
A few months ago we chose to self inflict the pet curse back on us by taking a puppy from a friend of my eldest son. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a sweet dog, but it’s still a pet, and, frankly, ALL pets are a form of curse we self apply because, lets face it, they’re all a lot of work, expensive to care for, destructive to our possessions, and incapable of cleaning up after themselves. Eugene is no different.
He was named after a different Eugene, one that happened to be a 4th dimensional dog. Our dog does not slip in and out of reality like the one he was named after.